August 14, 2011
left, "Terry"News Item - Parents Keep Child's Gender Secret
We're Raising a Gender-Free Dog! (satire)
"If Terry is a girl, we'll make her raise her hind leg -- a gesture of liberation!"
by Henry Makow Ph.D.
My partner and I have decided not to tell our dog "Terry" what gender s/he is. We're not telling our family, neighbors, other dogs or the local news media either.
When we take a walk and someone asks, "Is your dog male or female?" we reply: "That's a closely guarded secret. We want to raise Terry in an environment that is free of oppressive gender stereotypes."
If Terry is a girl, we'll make her raise her hind leg -- a gesture of liberation. We'll encourage her to hump other dogs.
Inversely, if Terry is a boy, we'll reward him if he squats to pee. We'll discourage him from being territorial or dominant.
If s/he is a female, there will be dog treats for aggression and roaming. "You go girl!!"
We object to the vile notion that female dogs are "easier to train." We'll teach female Terry to act out and bark.
Female dogs more affectionate? If Terry is a girl, we'll train her to be cold and distant, i.e "strong and independent."
Terry's personality will not be determined by what's between her/his hind legs. Gender stereotypes are not stereotypes as long as we reverse them.
If Terry has a litter of puppies, we'll be very angry and disappointed. "Terry, this is shocking behavior for a boy!"
CONCLUSION
My partner and I are taking this courageous action because we believe in "changing the world."
We are heartened by the support we're getting from our progressive friends in the Communist Party, the B'nai B'rith, the CIA and the Church of Satan.
Gender stereotypes (not the "central banking cartel") are the cause of wars and injustice. If gender stereotypes can be eliminated, the human race will enter a very long period of "peace."
Our motto is, "Today pets, tomorrow the world!"
One day, female lions will protect the pack and sleep. The male lions will hunt and mind the cubs!
One day, lambs will lie down with lions because the world is gender neutral.
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"Illuminati Escalate Insane Attacks on Gender"
